When I Grow Up . . .

A first grade girl handed in this drawing for a homework assignment: 

After it was graded and the child brought it home. She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington 

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There is some chatter on the interwebs as to the validity of this document, but whether it’s real or fake, I see no reason to deny it the right to be awesome.